Pee tard

Peeing one's pants in an unfortunate situation.

Someone who thought the drop of fear was for sight seeing. Peed his pants on the way down. The pee hit the people in the line. Peee - tard!

by Kevee March 03, 2005

pee into a violin

To waste effort on someone or something.

Don't tell Mr. Panayotis that you can finish that project tonight. Telling him something like that is like trying to pee into a violin!

by pentozali December 06, 2005

Why my pee pee blue?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with a extraterrestrial urination may be blue.

Him: why my pee pee blue?
Doctor: it seems like you fucked E.T.

by Fishyotter March 28, 2018

period pee

The strange smelling urine produced when a woman is on her period.

That public bathroom smells like crap, fish, and period pee.

by Sex! February 03, 2008

Pee Pee Poo Poo Man

The man who hides in your closet and sneaks into your bathroom while you are sleeping to steal your poopie and pee pee. He comes out only on the occasional times of the year where the moon is full and there is total darkness. He is such a sly man that when he loots your poopie you wouldn’t ever even seem to notice, it’s almost like he was never even there! He is sneaky boy who feigns for your poopie, you can not hide it from him, he will ALWAYS find it.

Person 1: Yo have you been noticing your poop going missing lately?
Person 2: That’s crazy asf bro! I been noticing the same thing lately! It must be the Pee Pee Poo Poo Man, it was a full moon last night!

by peepeepoopooman:) July 07, 2020

pee poo

the area between where you pee and poo

god, my pee poo really hurts cause I'm on my period!

by oopeep January 15, 2010

pee light

Pee Light is a nickname of Head Light.
It is most used for going to pee at night when camping, so it has been nicked 'Pee Light'

- I will put on my Pee Light and go take a leak in the bush.
- Hey, take my Pee Light and make sure you arent peeing on a bear.

by -RDOG- August 13, 2006