parsonmonious

Refers to the behavior of a clergyman whom his parishioners view as "stingy with the till", whereby he seems to not spend the church's donations freely enough for their intended purposes, such as to help the community's needy, perform upkeep on the church building, etc.

Ever since that new pastor came to town, the chiurch's bankroll has indeed fattened considerably, but the church has gotten kinda dingy-looking, and the low-income locals have been complaining of feeling ignored and neglected --- sounds like parsonmonious behavior to me!

by QuacksO June 13, 2018

Prisonpoon

Prisonpoon is a vagina from prison.

Maybe i should get locked up too just to see her sweet prisonpoon

by BonneAli July 31, 2018

prison calling

When you call someone that is only a room away from you, kind of like a glass paine between a prisoner and a visitor.

You are so lazy, quit prison calling me!

by Eminem DA rapper September 29, 2018

Prison Jalapeño

The phenomenon of using a jalapeño, sliced in half, as a condom in prison.

Don’t drop the soap or Tyrese “The Shaft” Johnson will give you the prison jalapeño.

by Tyrese the shaft Johnson October 29, 2018

Prison bait

people who are put into prison for petty charges

all it achieves is prison bait

by mofigori November 12, 2018

prison turd

A turd so large, nothing else can fit in your prison wallet.

Joe almost got prison raped, but his prison turd saved him.

by Joe Somebody 68 November 30, 2018

Prison

Prison = school
Think about it. Bells and ppl tell u when to move. your not allowed out. And it is the absolute worst. Stay out of school, kids ._.

😂 prison. school. Practically synonyms...

by ._. :/ December 7, 2018