paruresis

Popularly known as bashful bladder, shy bladder, stage fright, pee shy, etc. A social phobia with both physical and psychological aspects that make it impossible to urinate when anyone else is near by.

One guy to another: "My bladder is bursting and I can't pee a drop with all these guys lined up behind needing to piss at this urinal." The other guy: "I can't go if anyone is standing next to me." Meanwhile in the ladies' room: "I wish those girls trying to get into this stall would just shut up so I can relax and get all this pee out that I have been holding for 6 hours."

by Clean Fil June 27, 2005

sleep paralysis

The most fucking terrifying thing you can ever experience.

Me: I had sleep paralysis last night.
Other guy: Whats that?
Me: Just fucking scary.

by Ryantheruler October 25, 2008

parahax

when a pokemon uses an attack that has a chance of paralyzing you, and paralyzes you every time he/she uses it.

I was battling an electrode who kept on using spark and was parahaxing me!

by omg1337hax0r October 19, 2009

Sleep Paralysis

Happens when waking up before REM sleep is finished only to find yourself paralysed. Someone experiencing this cannot move, talk, scream out for help and some cannot breathe.

I had sleep paralysis last night, it was a scary experience. I saw some sort of shadow figure in front of me and I couldn't do anything about it!

by Berry Cumbernickle January 23, 2019

parry sound high school

Hell

"This is parry sound high school"

by A Damn June 2, 2017

mandatory sex party

A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road.

Allie: So, how was your costume party last night?
Roger: It turned out to be a mandatory sex party.
Duncan: Those actually exist???

by Alliestalker October 14, 2009

Icha Icha Paradise

Icha Icha Paradise, or Come Come paradise, is an adult book written by the ultimate pervert, Jiraiya. You might know it more as the book of choice for Kakashi. The writer of Naruto, Masashi Kishimoto, is thinking of publishing it in english someday.

What kind of perverted things are in this book?

by Freud December 8, 2004