Settlers of El Pan

A descriptive phrase used to describe two fat people (specifically obese individuals) who are in a long standing relationship simply for the fact that they are both so overweight that nobody else will ever love them. Their problematic weight usually causes these people to be undesirable to even themselves. This also has to do with them both being too lazy to ever bother to look for someone else. Settlers (settling for less) of El Pan (bread in Spanish; also sounds like Catan, the game). El Pan (bread) is used because it is not only full of bad carbs that stack on the poundage, but the obese people also look doughy, resembling a lumpy loaf of bread.

Man1: "Your roommates are always fighting with eachother, should they really be getting married?"

Man2: "Well, they're both Settlers of El Pan, so they are way too lazy to ever leave each other. Nothing we can do will help them."

by Acexzy September 23, 2020

Knee in the Piss Pan

When your foot slips into a woman (either vaginaly or analy) until your leg is engulfed completely to the knee joint.

SKÖL Bro: Rich and his sister did the Knee in the Piss Pan.

SKÖL Ho: Holy fucking shot balls!!

by TOTEMIR March 15, 2022

Pan without the cake

A Pansexual that has no ass

Damn im such a Pan without the cake

by 404cisnotfound May 13, 2022

Rubying a pan

Burning the shit out of a pan when making food, especially Mac n’ Cheese.

Alternate: When you burn your hand on a pan and it puts you in a sour mood for the night.

Oh did you guys see what Jaime did? She was totally Rubying a pan and it was fucked for the rest of the night!

by Benedictionary August 18, 2023

Pan Outan

Pan Outan is a group of people who support their role model with the best love. And hoping they will be Pan Out fans that Pan Out together with their idols and also with their friends and live happily ever after.

We would like to join Pan Outan so we can Pan Out too ❤️

by sobathalumenujunyata November 22, 2021

pan broil

the act of ejaculating on a sunburn and then licking it off.

On our trip to the beach Roberto decided to pan broil Kat.

by bellapunta21 June 10, 2007

only pans

A girl that cooks things and makes cute and sexual comments as she cooks

Harold:dude have you seen susividal on instagram she does an excellent only pans show.
Walter:is she hot.
Harold:fuck yes dude

by THEWORSTSELLOUT December 13, 2024