ham pie

post easter poop: ham, beer, potato's, candy, more beer all smushed into a pie

The ham pie that just came out of my ass was real...

by BallzDeeep84 April 13, 2020

Pie Magnet

A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.

“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.

“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”

“What?”

by jspam February 16, 2020

korean pie

Basically a cream pie but inside of a korean.

Bro, I just korean pied the fuck out of Kim-jung un.

Niiiicccceeeee

by ikaikalani November 5, 2020

lava pie

The product of baking 2 cups diarrhea, 3 tablespoons lemon juice, 10 cups water, 4 1/2 cups white sugar, 1 cup cornstarch, 2 teaspoons ground cinnamon, 1 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg.

Let bake for and hour at 350 degrees Fahrenheit. Let cool for 30 minutes and serve to thine enemies.

I baked a lava pie for that bitch Linda that lives down the road for cheating in bingo last week.

by Yaboisteez September 29, 2017

gig and pie

A song followed by "dessert "

My Boo called and said come over for some gig and pie.

by MamaHoyt October 1, 2017

true as pie

When something is absolutely true blue. No lies or half truths, 100% honest.

Ziggy and Austyn saw Gigi with some other guy, and true as pie, she hooked up with him right in front of Zig.

True as pie, I left the key right under the mat like you told me.

They've had a thing from day one. Only ever really been possessive and protective of Austyn. True as pie, too. Remember the Priss incident? Didn't even know the guy and they just took his side over Priss.

by MONSTERchild April 1, 2017

Slutty pie

Slutty pie is the slang term used to describe a mince meat pie. This mince meat pie however is stuffed with hotdogs and folds of roast beef. The slutty pie may be served with a creme friache.

My dog and I went down on a slutty pie for dinner.

by Cactustoe802 April 24, 2017