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Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
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pedaphiliate

the verb form of pedophile, this means to engage in sexual acts with anyone under 18.
frank pedaphiliated his nieghbors daughter last week
by xkimx80 November 3, 2008
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Pedephilious

someone who habitually advances on minors.
Damn, Craig's pedephilious ways are going to land him in prison!
by C-LO-G June 22, 2011
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Pedopalegic

Wow that guy in the wheelchair who just moved across the street is a total pedopalegic, he wont leave those kids alone. Only reason no one says anything to him is because he's handicapped.
by NiggaInTheAtticEatinFood December 4, 2011
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Pedaphillic

The action of being a pedaphile
The way that old man interacts with her is pedaphillic
by all-too-randomz October 24, 2013
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Pardophile

Someone who is hard of hearing and says pardon alot and doesnt follow simple orders...
I told jimmy to clean up his mess, he just gave me a blank stare and said "pardon" this happened a few times before he finally walked over and put a bean on my dress...hes such a pardophile!
by Butch Jippidy May 8, 2014
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bedophile

Someone who loves to lay in bed for fun, a power nap, to catch themselves or just to satisfy their sleep addiction.
Crissy couldn't come along for the party tonight, she's such a bedophile.

I know right, i wish i could be that easily satisfied...it must be my mattress, i should have it replaced.
by EcchiTemptation July 6, 2016
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