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touch grass

a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"
Person A: I have prestige 2 in MWII in just 2 days!

Person B: go touch grass dude.
by bleuk January 20, 2024
mugGet the touch grassmug.

Grass tank

An individual whom consumes large amounts of marijuana.
That girl smokes so much pot, she is a grass tank!
by Mdawgy September 6, 2017
mugGet the Grass tankmug.

Grass

Something you’ve never touched before
by KanyeEast88 March 24, 2022
mugGet the Grassmug.

the grass in you front lawn

The vigina hairs of a woman
Also a way to make fun of slutty Mexicans
the grass in you front lawn is so nice

Jesus you spend more time mowing her lawn than all your jobs combined
by Jabae24 December 6, 2016
mugGet the the grass in you front lawnmug.

Grass Wistle

An offensive gesture performed by bending over and placing your head between your legs. Then take your middle finger and place it in front of your ass and fart. Your finger will resemble a blade of grass as it blows through the wind.
Some jerk gave me the Grass Wistle after I yelled at him for cutting in line at Burger King.
by DaBigDuk3 September 8, 2009
mugGet the Grass Wistlemug.

grass

kot: hey yo yo hazel hazel look see

hazel: GF AVWHWJTJEJ GRASS THAT’S MY BIGGEST FEAR
by kot (black sapphire #1 simp) September 25, 2025
mugGet the grassmug.

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