you were getting molested by kaptain kangaroo when these 22-yr-old hipster blitches are wearing his t-shirts today.
you are a prime big-ass daddy pimp
you're retro, but you actually lived through it. retro-real mufucka
you are a prime big-ass daddy pimp
you're retro, but you actually lived through it. retro-real mufucka
damn bitch, that girl was in preschool when you were in 12th grade. retro real mufucka!
Bad Company uses their name in the lyrics of the song. like rappers, retro real puta!
Bad Company uses their name in the lyrics of the song. like rappers, retro real puta!
by ron jaworski, quarterback October 6, 2012
Get the retro realmug. When allu messes up his m'1s so bad oh my fucking god it is a single button it ain't that hard jesus christ cmon man just hit the damn button.
by The one known as H July 10, 2022
Get the Get realmug. After you have left your girlfriend with a gaping asshole you pee into it and then put a teabag in to make a brew. You then proceed to dip your balls in this concoction, in essence teabagging them, and then suck the mixture out and split it between you both by spitting some of the mixture into her mouth and both swallowing
“Hey bro did you have a nice time with Jessica last night?”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”
“Yea bro i teabagged her”
“Teabagged? You mean that dumb gaming shit?”
“No but we did the real teabag, not that gaming shit”
“Ahhh I get you she’s a lucky girl”
by H0GG1N8OR January 28, 2020
Get the the real teabagmug. City in Spain, usually known for being the city where Jordi el Nino Polla was born, is the best city to live in Spain due to its tranquility and conection to Madrid.
by YoungWildBoar February 11, 2020
Get the Ciudad Realmug. by Truthaboutchocolate February 26, 2023
Get the Real Temptationmug. A crappy money-grubbing company whose sole intent is to make as much money through adware. They are best known for the infamous RealPlayer, which is infested with ads. They also own GameHouse, which puts ads in most of their games.
by The Real Driller April 3, 2021
Get the Real Networksmug. The Real Paprika is the god of the Paprika religion. The Real Paprika is the man who will lead us to the Paprika Heaven.
by Paprika?! March 3, 2019
Get the Real Paprikamug.