elmo from state farm

Elmo is evil, and very bad. He is red from all the blood from his victims. He killed too many people. AND he plays league of legends like a poopyhead.

elmo from state farm is very bad and evil and bad and evil and evil and bad.

by Elmo hater August 14, 2021

Muhammed desai dockrats farm

He seems to be like a nice guy and pretends to be your friend in front of you but the moment you are not in his presence and he is with someone else he will most definitely talk ill about you. He is a perpetual liar trying to impress people and seek attention, but little does he know that everyone is aware of his terrible habit of lying. He is very weird and ugly. He is dumb. Like f#cking dumb!! He also has a sexual inclination to the male gender. (Homosexual) the cause of him going to men to satisfy his desires is due to the lack of attention given to him by females. All the females I know despise him immensely. He is just a talker. Never had the courage to actually carry out something. He pretends to be intelligent when in reality he is extremely stupid!

You are gay like Muhammed Desai Dockrats Farm

by F.Dock December 16, 2021

Blastin' out da Farm

An event that takes place each month, sometimes as many as twice a week, that involves the get-together of many heavily trained men and women to fight each other to the death, usually ending in a dual from The farm to the transport vehicles. Typical weapons for this gunfight include: SW Combat Shotguns, SW Sniper Rifles, Desert Eagle .44 Magnums, Colt .45's and most memorably M16's. Much money is spent on this event.

-Hey man, did you hear the results from when when we were blastin' out da farm?

by SARGEANT JOHNSON, BITCH April 14, 2008

Jake from State Farm

That guy you call at 3:00am that wears khakis

Me: who are you calling at 3:00am

Friend: Jake from State Farm

Me: what are you wear “jake from State Farm”
Jake: uhhhh khakis

by XxjustinxX187 October 16, 2018

lmao i built that onion farm

i built that onion farm and nobody will credit me

lmao i built that onion farm for the guy who gave the other guy who gave some chicks son an onion so if you need an onion farm built hmu

by who gave my son an onion November 03, 2019

Jake from State Farm

Someone who is a good neighbor and is wearing khakis constantly. Also happens to have a Twitter.

Person 1: Yoooo it’s Jake from State Farm!
Person 2: Where?
Person 1: *points at Jake from State Farm*
Person 2: What are you wearing, Jake from State Farm?
Jake: Khakis, a kuromi sweater, and my vans.
Person 2: That’s not Jake.
Person 1: Jake can be anything, ofc it’s Jake from State Farm

by Nagitoe January 31, 2021

i'll calm your farm

a retort to "calm your farm"

to propose engaging in misc activities...

fred "i'll calm your farm."
rosie "i'd love you to ;)"

by cool dude1 November 06, 2011