by minichromii July 1, 2021
Get the mommy milkersmug. by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021
Get the holy mommy fucking shit bagsmug. Friend: Ew did u just take a piss and not wash your hands
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
Me: No I just did no hands mommy
Friend: What that
Me: When you don't touch your penis when u take a piss
Friend: OOOOOHHHHH okay, let me try
by XxHeY_FrIeNdzXx September 8, 2016
Get the No hands mommymug. by anonymous March 25, 2022
Get the MOMMYmug. by anonymous February 3, 2022
Get the Mommymug. When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.
Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.
by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022
Get the New mommy syndromemug. by hzoe17 August 13, 2021
Get the mommy milkersmug.