Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?
Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009
Get the I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.mug. Few people who voted for Biden actually LIKE Biden and want him to be president, they just voted against Trump. Most Trump voters actually wanted him to be re-elected.
Trump earned both, his own votes, and the majority of Biden's, you don't like Biden at all, admit it.
by SirXziane November 6, 2020
Get the Trump earned both, his own votes, and the majority of Biden'smug. by laughmaker5000 October 1, 2019
Get the i reject your reality and substitute my ownmug. 1)To excessively "one-up" someone
2)To be the victim of great misfortune
3)A person that ruins a story with their own better version
4)Establish your dominance without doing anything
2)To be the victim of great misfortune
3)A person that ruins a story with their own better version
4)Establish your dominance without doing anything
"Man, I was walking down the street and this guy got (T)otally(R)ediculously own(ed) by a cement truck."
"All my stories pale in comparison since I got (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
"No need to do that, I've already been (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
"All my stories pale in comparison since I got (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
"No need to do that, I've already been (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)."
by DaSmidgen October 3, 2008
Get the (T)otally (R)ediculously own(ed)mug. the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad. a bad ass mother fucker. because you can suck your own dick. or alternatively, for someone already known for being bad, one could assume they know how to suck their own dick. first used by the great ll cool j on his 1990 album, walking with a panther.
by aludin May 18, 2007
Get the i'm so bad i can suck my own dickmug. by eda-skip November 24, 2021
Get the Jack me off like you beat your own meat!mug. YOU WOULD KNOW! HA! HAHAHAHAHA!
Hym "See that's funny because that's how you act... You act as though your swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spite.. That what you act like. Ha!"
by Hym Iam March 15, 2023
Get the Swearing to do nothing but violate your own conscience out of spitemug.