morning stoner

1. A waste of life
2. A waste of life who is so unhappy in their life that they have to get stoned right when they wake up to pass the day.

"Have you seen Jimmy at all recently?"
"Nah. he just sits at home playing videogames all day by himself"
"He's probably a morning stoner, that wanker"

by Pacman111111 June 5, 2009

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Stoner Skip Day

That one day a week that a stoner skips either school, work, or some activity to smoke and participate in stoner activities.

-"Where's Jack?"

-"Monday is Stoner Skip Day this week..."

by Bud bizzle January 7, 2011

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Stealthish Stoner

one who gets high whilst pwning on counter-strike

"Home of the Stealthish Stoners"

by Adian January 7, 2004

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Major Stoner Head

When you smoke a shit ton of weed and you wake up the next morning still extremely high.

How much did you smoke last night?

Well, I have Major Stoner Head right now.

Jesus Christ, bro.

by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

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A younger individual that does not abide by the look and mantra/culture of the beatnik and is replaced with more normal American clothing, inovated tools, and strains. The outlook is an unconstrained critical thinker with goals of being a progressive Libertarian excelling in business,art, and human communication with the marijuana being only to be part of the experience not the entirety of the persons thoughts and actions.

“Dude, you rolled that joint in a second with that machine!”
“Yeah, It’s because im a new age stoner”

by NomoreTommyChongs October 12, 2017

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