Moist

First popularized by Malibu's Most Wanted starring Jamie Kennedy , the word moist is used to describe 1.)someone who,like a pussy( slang for female reproductive organ),is wet and soft. 2.)is a bitch

"You Ren and Stimpy, Half steppin' Moist ass Bitches!"

by Ladee Ice April 6, 2005

moist owl

1.)an owl that has become moist.
2.) an ugly, stinky, old looking pussy that has become wet somehow

ex.1) I just sprayed an owl with a squirt gun and now its a moist owl

ex.2) i almost banged this girl until i saw she had a moist owl and i just ran for it.

by OvO December 17, 2012

moist panties

Megan hates these words, together or separate.

The panties were moist, and it was gross. Moist panties

by meeps38 July 23, 2016

moist albert

rim job

also see wet albert, wet conjugate and wet adam

He gave her a moist albert last night

by asdfghjkl January 27, 2005

Moist

Another word for "funny"

The word "moist" is used to make someone laugh, therefore, the word itself is to be used to describe something else that makes someone laugh.

"That kid is hilarious!"
"No, that kid is moist!"

by Doran Uramesy October 5, 2005

moist

Someone who is very weird , anti-social , an ego nerd , or being homosexual .

That waitress is so moist , I complimented her work , and she didn't even smile . Gary never talks with us about girls , like if he was moist .

by Jock April 10, 2004

moist doggy doo

also known as pooh pohh

*grats for you if you just made it trough the pooh, moist, doggy, shit of a trial.

Wanna play with my moisty doggy doo

by Mic August 5, 2004