Forced mini golf

The act of forcing one to go on a mini-golf date with you but instead of mini-golfing you pee on each other.

girl: you don't wanna go on a mini-golf date with me?
him: no
girl: too bad
*at mini-golf place*
him: I have to go to the bathroom
Girl: oooo I can help
him: we on a forced mini golf right now?!?!

by Ldkdjndnxsjksnsbs January 26, 2021

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mini soulja

A soulja who is slightly smaller than a regular soulja but has a bigger dick. He has no patience for any thing. He could fucking snap you in two if you piss him off

Look their is mini soulja I heard he murdered two kids just for looking at him

by Urban facts May 14, 2014

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mini pittakionotrypophobia

The fear of small circular stickers.

“What phobias do you have?”

“Dawg, I got mad mini pittakionotrypophobia..”

by frankoceanfan73 July 17, 2023

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False concern that leads to collective confrontation of a group member or friend who has gone astray from the thinking of the rest of the group.
This is usually based on fading youth and the fear of being a lonely childless cougar is mixed with a sense of misdirected responsibilty.

Originally derived when a hottie woman who becomes a mom, chooses to drive a MINIVAN and reflects negatively on the fashion sense of her childless but socially conscious friends.

Did you see what Cheryl is driving? Some one HAS to tell her that unless she chooses an SUV instead of the mini van, she is going to have to choose a whole new set of friends.
Well,at least the baby is cute and in style.
OK, girls, then its agreed. If she is truly worth saving as a friend.
We do a mini-vention!

by bkmdano December 5, 2009

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