Super Intense Minecraft Player

A Super Intense Minecraft Player (SIMP) is the most powerful and final form of a simp.

Yeah I'm a simp
Super Intense Minecraft Player

by GageTheSlime April 16, 2021

minecraft🙈💓

when someone says “minecraft🙈💓”, mostly genchi. It means that they want to play minecraft with no question mark.

genchi: minecraft🙈💓

everybody else: no

by mutegenchi August 26, 2019

Minecraft Speedrunner VS BITCH

A phrase used by the incredibly influential gamer TommyInnit to make fun of the BITCH Dream. TommyInnit who is the best at Skyblock, PvP and smokes the crack he found under a bridge before every stream.

MINECRAFT SPEEDRUNNER VS BITCH, YOU ARE THE BITCH

by gayfuckboy2039 August 1, 2020

National Minecraft chicken day

National chicken day is a day we remember our fallen chickens who died due to a creeper explosion every may 8th we shall salute with the l, Marburg Anthem at 10:00pm.

Hey dude did you hear it's may 8th

National Minecraft chicken day it's we need to salute at 10:00pm.

by Tommysoot May 8, 2021

Minecraft better than fortnite

It's relateable

Fuck fortnite minecraft better than fortnite

by PvEnjoyerture December 1, 2021

His name is philza minecraft

and he is quite old

BAhh His name is philza minecraft and he is quite old, he is married to a woman which I find cool, technoblade and a gown in taht gown he doesn't own knives?

by thegg1ord May 10, 2021

I don't play Minecraft

A user/player who denies playing the block game of "Minecraft" because they're too embarrassed and cannot quit the game. These users/players usually make fun of other users who play Minecraft, as they're playing.

'I don't play Minecraft' user: "HAH, BRO, YOU STILL PLAY MINECRAFT. HAHAHA." (As they proceed to spam their keyboard to mine a diamond block.

A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"

Another example:

A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.

Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).

A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"

by minemansimulator August 25, 2018