midnight nachos

A very special combination of chips and doodoo that Alex and Peyton consume every night in the Teo's upstairs playroom.

"Lord of the Rings is almosy over!... Wanna Start it up from the beginning again?"
"Of course! I'll get the main ingredient for our Midnight Nachos in the bathroom presently"

by Wapiti69 October 5, 2022

Midnight kuala

When you litter a man’s boat with condoms in stealth.

I did a midnight kuala last night it went good.

by Magic tiger May 17, 2022

tweaker midnight

The hours between 4 and 7am, when early birds are waking up from a good night's sleep, but drug users or "tweakers" are still up from the night before.

"Hey Jim, you're up bright and early today!"

"Nah Bob, I'm just still awake from yesterday. Been smoking crack for 12 hours, it's Tweaker Midnight for me dawg."

by flurpy May 20, 2022

Midnight dirt bike

A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.

I see you kick started the midnight dirt bike again last night!

by anonymous May 23, 2022

Midnighted

Having 3 Midnight Society Dixper skills used on you at once.

I was tryin to hide from the ghost in Phasmophobia but I got Midnighted!

by anonymous May 31, 2022

midnight wrestling

;) Euphemism ;)

Did your pulse go up because you were midnight wrestling last night? ;) ;)

by The Midnight Wrestler June 1, 2022

midnight haircut

Midnight Haircut is a term used to describe a late night text to your hairdresser for the purpose of sexual relations. It is only applicable if they are married and there has been no past sexual tension between the two of you. It is often a last ditch effort when the well at the watering hole is worn dry.

Drunk Guy 1: “fuck I’m so horny, I think I’m gonna ‘you up’ my barber.”

Drunk Guy 2: “haha no way, you’re going for the midnight haircut?”

Drunk Guy 1: “damn straight.”

by DonnyDancer47 December 9, 2021