When a person lays on their side, defecates on their own leg and then squeezes it between their thighs into a patty similar to a waffle.
by felix badcock March 31, 2024
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Johnny isn’t coming munting tonight. He’s still recovering from that Naples Pasta Maker he did with Jill and Gretchen last week.
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A sexual act in which one person ingest a large amount of laxatives in order to empty their entire system of impurities. They then eat a large amount of waffles followed by more laxatives. Next, the person shits the waffles out onto someone else while that someone else is jerking off.
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Get the Akainu.D.Donut Maker mug.When a male makes a mold of his penis. Fills said mold with wax. Then gets a woman to peg him with the wax penis.
by Condle February 4, 2026
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It is defined by catching yourself using their phrases and quirks, realizing they have woven themselves into your identity. It is checking the weather in a city where you don't even live, just to feel closer to them. They become the quiet prayer you whisper again and again in every moment of silence.
Ultimately, it is the overwhelming desire to talk, soul to soul, because the longing has become too loud to be contained only in text message.
It is defined by catching yourself using their phrases and quirks, realizing they have woven themselves into your identity. It is checking the weather in a city where you don't even live, just to feel closer to them. They become the quiet prayer you whisper again and again in every moment of silence.
Ultimately, it is the overwhelming desire to talk, soul to soul, because the longing has become too loud to be contained only in text message.
I check the weather in his city every morning because he is the light that makes the day, and I need to hear his voice.
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