May 24 

The day where a straight up God is born. You’re attractive and funny and everyone loves being around you, many people have a crush on you so go get them! However anyone born on May 24th is a coke addict and that’s their only downfall.

Hey look at that girl she’s so beautiful
Her?

Yeah, she was born on May 24th
Damn they lowkey be coke addicts though

May 24 by lndr November 14, 2019

May 32 

ITS NOT A DAY STUIPED

What day is it? May 32! Tats not a day stuiped!!!

May 32 by Stuipeddd May 24, 2020

May 23 

May 23 is a beautiful day. A mushroom boy with a gentle and funny personality was born on this day. His name is Eve, a Japanese utaite, and he's a very talented person. Let's listen to his music. Bibidibabidebu 🤘🍄

There's no example here, written by Eve's fans. Stan Eve ٩( 'ω' )و
May 23

May 23 by yuenochan September 3, 2020

May 13th 

the bitches who have the best birthday which is tomorrow

may 13th is such a good day

May 13th by hotpocketsock May 12, 2021

May 12 

GRAB EVERYTHING FOR 10 SECONDS DAY
You can grab anything today. Ass, tities, dick pussy. All of it. Although you have to do it for 10 seconds.

Guy, “you dude go grab that girls ass”
Dude, “yeah ok”
Guy, “just make sure you do it for 10 seconds though it’s May 12”

May 12 by Got em kehd May 9, 2019

May 9th 

Born on the 9th May you give all you have till you had enough you are a bull of mass murder 🐂 you do everything you can to people please you usually have two personalities one that wants to be the better person and the other who looks at you and plots evil thoughts. You usually fun and enjoy making new friends you give them all you have until they brake your trust. You love food alcohol and a grate party but can also be responsible loyal and have the perfect balance. You can be a grate girlfriend/boyfriend or husband / wife commitment is not a problem but finding someone to commit to is.

If you born on may 9th I feel your daily struggle of dealing with people everyday!

May 9th by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 15, 2019

May 10th 

basically the birthday of ANYONE who is the sweetest raging person in the world.
and they love any type of cats. always cats.

and ducks

Girl 1: Oml she is so sweet

Girl 2: probably cuz shes born on may 10th. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

May 10th by raynenotrayray December 25, 2019