A act of sexual deviance in which one individual performs analingus on another, whilst a third member of the group performs cunnilingus/fellatio on the same individual, thus achieving simultaneous oral stimulation of the genitals and anus.
Sally loved to have her buthole eaten, and loved to have her cooter tongued just as much, but Biff was only one man, with one tongue, so Biff and Sally invited Sam to join them for a two way lunch on Sally.
by The Mysterious Jed November 17, 2009
Get the Two Way Lunchmug. by Debbie Isley August 28, 2007
Get the Johnnie Lunch Bucketmug. Two Jewish Israeli peacenik businessmen went to Lunch in Tul Karem in Samaria of the so-called Palestinian Authority with their friends–two Palestinian restauraters, who who were “peace activists” and “moderate” Muslims, who only wanted to make nice with the Jews.
The two Israeli Jews told all of their friends about their “peace mission” with these two non-violent Palestinian specimens of humanity. Not long after they reached the Tul Karem restaurant, the two Israeli men were found bloody, slaughtered dead, and dismembered at their peace-loving Muslim Palestinian friends’ restaurant in Tul Karem, at the hands of their two “moderate” Muslim friends. No word on whether the Jews got to eat a digestible meal before their halal lunch of steel blades.
The two Israeli Jews told all of their friends about their “peace mission” with these two non-violent Palestinian specimens of humanity. Not long after they reached the Tul Karem restaurant, the two Israeli men were found bloody, slaughtered dead, and dismembered at their peace-loving Muslim Palestinian friends’ restaurant in Tul Karem, at the hands of their two “moderate” Muslim friends. No word on whether the Jews got to eat a digestible meal before their halal lunch of steel blades.
by k...7 December 29, 2009
Get the Lunch in Tul Karemmug. douche·bag·lunch (DOOSH’bag lunch) n. A brown bag lunch arranged by one’s superior at work, in which all are forced to surrender their lunch hours in order to attend what amounts to a work meeting. Perhaps even more appalling, lunch is not provided.
“What the fuck! El Capitan just took it upon himself to call a douche-bag lunch. Hijack my lunch hour and you best be bringing the Blimpie, beotch.”
by untitledlife September 29, 2005
Get the Douche-bag lunchmug. The "receiver" lies flat on their back with their face covered in saran-wrap. The "giver" chrouches and defecates upon the saran-wrap clad face. Bliss then ensues. Dubbed vegetarian because no "beef" is consumed. Hot lunch needs no explanation. Often seen in conjunction with the "Cleveland Steamer."
by Harry Blumpkins February 1, 2003
Get the vegetarian hot lunchmug. Someone in a business suit storms in your front door, throws you to the floor. Squats over your face, shits in your mouth and leaves hastily.
Similar to the Hot Lunch but designed for a person with a tight schedule.
Similar to the Hot Lunch but designed for a person with a tight schedule.
by Rhett B July 10, 2009
Get the New York Lunchmug. An ice cold can or bottle of beer. It can be used together with weezy, which can be anything, as in, "Grab me a hot lunch out of that weezy."
by miaaa May 6, 2006
Get the hot lunchmug.