loser cruiser

The ride you're on when everything you do screws up.

Just after the lame job interview I bailed on the stairs on the way out. Someone get me off this loser cruiser!

by Olive_oil May 11, 2009

homely loser

One who prefers to stay at home in order to avoid having to deal with being social.

"Lauren, lets go get coffee"
"I have a headache, I am gonna stay in bed with my cat."
"Ugh, you are such a homely loser"

by Homely Loser December 31, 2008

sore loser

A sore loser is somebody whos hand falls asleep when there jackin off

ure a sore loser

by socko December 27, 2003

poop loser

A Dani who has been butt-raped repeatedly throughout life leaving her with the inability to hold her mud.

Dani, you're a poop loser! Your mud gates opened and left a slick spot on the floor!

by JustinSkarbro January 20, 2008

Facebook Loser

Someone who even though they have friends on Facebook, never interacts with them. They never have wall posts or are in anybody's boxes. They seem unpopular on social networking sites, even though they may have friends in real life.

Oh, I know her. She's such a facebook loser.

by watevawhocares August 20, 2010

Lolzer

Somebody who is such a loser it makes you laugh.

Dude 1: you heard about Gary?

Dude 2: nah man, has he got a job yet?

Dude 1: well, kinda... *starts sniggering*

Dude 2: what dude? What's he done this time?

Dude 1: he's only collecting sea coal, putting it in old fertilizer bags and flogging it for cheap to the elderly...

Dude 2: no way!!!! *laughs* that guy is such a lolzer!

by IknowAlolzer November 20, 2009

Lolzer

A loser that lol's at a failed joke

She laughs at all his aweful jokes, she's such a lolzer

by ChkMate December 3, 2009