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Second Life

A virtual world in which a desperately lonely person can adopt an alter ego and live out an utterly pointless existence every bit as mundane as their non-virtual life. The "noughties" version of Dungeons and Dragons but without the trolls and orcs. A baffling and ultimately sad indictment of how people interact today.
Having failed to get a "first" life I think I'll try and make friends in Second Life. (Crushing disappointment follows)
by zippy_uk October 12, 2006
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Life of the Party

Someone who knows exactly how to make everyone around the happier.
Lauren and Caroline are the life of the party; they're the best ever.
by sorryunavailabe May 20, 2017
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Slow life

The equivalent to a low life, but worse in the sense that they take twice as long as your average person to accomplish anything.
Victor: Whats Jay's problem lately, he doesn't work or go to school or even try to do anything.

Danny: Ever since he started puffin the magic dragon he became a slow life...
by Coffin Vic July 26, 2010
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selling life

Tommy did you start selling life again you niggabitchfuck
by UrmomSCRUB November 13, 2015
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life shaming

When you are shamed for your life decisions. These shames are usually related to your life style, your professional choices, your habits, or your social life. The shaming is usually done by someone who is already settled in life or someone who expects you to already be settled in life.
Example 1:

Single Male: "I can't believe our friend from high school is getting married. He told me after he is getting married that he plans to immediately move to the country so he can start a family."

Friend: "Friend, that is what some people do and is not unusual. I don't mean to be life shaming you, but in five years time he will have a family and you will still be in grad school trying to earn a PhD."

Example 2:

Father: "Why are you still single? Your mother is not getting any younger, and she wants grand kids."

Son: "Thanks for the life shaming, dad."

Example 3:

Mother: "Why are you still single? You are not getting any younger, and I want grand kids."

Daughter: "Thanks for the life shaming, mom."
by HarlemHarrier November 13, 2015
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Life Failure

That guy fails at life, what a pear-shaped loser. He truly is a life failure.
by Soapey May 1, 2020
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the cure for life

person 1: whats the cure for life?
person 2: death
by The Diary of Hitler August 29, 2018
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