Leila

Leila is the town’s whore.

Here comes leila. Becareful she might give you crabs.

by Cacacacaccacacacaccaca April 16, 2020

Leland

The one gay kid in his family and denies it all the time but he knows it's TRUE.

"Are you gay?" "NO!! ( How does he know?! )" "Leland you can tell us" " I dont know what your talking about ( Cries inside)"

by ShrimpppOnDemand April 12, 2019

Leland Speech and Debate

Leland Speech and Debate (LSD) ((Yes, that's the actual abbreviation)) is a program designed to teach students about the art of performing. There are two options, which are either speech or debate. However, while speech and debate isn't inherently a bad thing, Leland Speech and Debate is. The reasons are as follows:

1. Pride. Every coach and teacher is always right, no matter what. You will always be at fault for everything that happens.

2. Greed. The program "requires" a starting donation of $600 from each student, which is an extreme detriment to poorer families. Furthermore, each tournament requires a fee to be paid, further increasing the frivolous spending by several parents and guardians.

3. Lust. LSD loses track of its own independence in the attempt to follow other successful speech programs footsteps, thus, becoming one of the many other faceless speech programs in the midst.

4. Envy. LSD always tries to be what it can't, instead becoming resentful and releasing its rage upon the innocent students enrolled in the program.

5. Gluttony. LSD only uses a fraction of all of its money to fund the coaches, tournaments, and classes.

6. Wrath. If you miss one of the many deadlines, you will get yelled at. No way around it. Even if it's something you cannot control, they don't care.

7. Sloth. Information is never presented in a timely manner. Several deadlines are proposed without a reasonable amount of time to achieve them.

Richard: Hey, did you enjoy Leland Speech and Debate?

Richard Jr.: Fuck no! I wish I was never enrolled in this class!

Jasmine: Of course! Now I'm going to study for 4 hours, practice my 6 instruments, and finish my homework in 15 minutes!

by CrystalGeyserman February 3, 2021

Leilani

A female who is mentally urged to be a bitch. Also, who has tits that are too big, she looks fat :/ oh and had mad stretch marks

God, this girl was super rude, what a Leilani

by Fatsack69 August 30, 2017

leila

An extremely old fashioned name. Sounds like someone crammed a doily and a knitting set and a cup of tea and grey hair into a name!

'Where did my knitting needle go?'
'It's underneath your doily, Leila.'

by ashleeleila January 8, 2012

Leila

Leila is usually nice but is the kind of girl who will you snake you out and fuck your ex for a year even tho he’s spotty and ginger. She has long brown hair and some fat eyes so she looks like a crossbreed between a chipmunk and a rabbit. She likes ginger pubes and straight penises so don’t come at her with your curved willy. She sometimes can be a whore and will get with you in a toilet because she’s tacky and is avoiding a crying transgender. She likes shiny fingernails and prairie dogs and loves a bit of baccy and being late home. Would suck jobbos dick because he’s a posh twat and wears tighty whities but it’s okay because they’re Calvin Klein. Would shag your brother in a heartbeat even tho he isn’t a nonce and won’t date her. She loves a bit of action on a Volvo and boys who look like scrotums cuz dick is her fav thing. She’s a bit of a bitch at the moment because she hasn’t had dick in months so would probs pay you to fuck her.

Leila is a good friend and kinda jks but is a bit of a Snakey gal
Will fuck ur ex
If your names oli she’ll definitely shag you

by leilalikesgingerpubes December 17, 2018

Layla

A salty ass hoe who usually blond and bitchy, style is off point

Dam girl your being such a layla

by Deathkitty111 July 5, 2017