Kevin

Someone that is terrible at video games, but thinks they are good, they also think they can play basketball but really can’t. They tend to make a fool out of themselves.

Bro you playing like Kevin right now.

by Malcom16 May 21, 2020

Pulling a Kevin

The act of not bathing one's body for the duration of more than two days.

I was pulling a kevin last weekend to save water.

by The Hymez December 5, 2011

Dirty Kevin

A dirty Kevin is used to describe an overly confident male who possess crusty lips. Although he may be decent looking at first, one look at his lips and his hopes for success are gone

“That guys an utter dirty Kevin”

by Ddogmyster April 28, 2020

Kevin Millar

He is a mediocre 1b and OF for the redsox. He normally has a better second half of a season than a first.

Kevin Millar has hit 3 homeruns tonight

by nick July 24, 2004

Kevin's Red Dot

circular red dot resulting from too much suction to the tip of the penis. See also Mican

God help us! We almost saw Kevin
s Red Dot.

by KDog May 4, 2003

Kevin’s Dick

Kevin has the smallest dick ever it looks like a pebble and he’s super gay do not date him.

Kevin’s dick is super small

by ryanrhodez June 16, 2018

Kevin

A guy everyone hates because his drug addicted mentally ill baby mom spread lies about him and everyone believes her bullshit sympathy games. Remember when someone hears voices and has multiple personalities its best to hear whole whole story.

"Girl: you hear about kevin?"

"Girl: oh god what did his crazy baby mom say this time"

by Knownkevinfor30years February 22, 2017