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Juan

by mycockistoobigforthis May 24, 2023
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Juan Noodle

It’s like a circle jerk but a group of women sit like spokes on a wheel jerking off one gentleman
Gather around ladies, it’s time to Juan Noodle him in the middle of this party!
by Frank S. Beans November 16, 2023
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Juan

A Juan is hard to come by, but when you find one, be careful. He is extremely hot and has a great dick. He is bisexual but tries to convince everyone including the guy he has a crush on that he is straight. He will love you until he doesn’t need you anymore, even if you give everything to him.
Person 1: Oh, look it’s Juan!
Person 2: You have to stop being in love with Juan! He’ll break your heart!
Person 3: I heard he’s fucking Joseph.
by AvonleaB April 16, 2023
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juan and julia

If you ever see a Juan and a Julia bet their friends, both Juan and Julia are the two people you would like to have as friends. They are kind and caring persons. If you ever have relationship problems don’t hesitate and go ask a Juan and a Julia because they are best couple. A Juan is a kind and caring guy who would not like for his Julia to be with someone else. A Julia will not like to have to her Juan be with someone else. They both are possessive but they both know they truly love each other. Never try and break apart a Juan and a Julia because you will fail. A Juan and a Julia are meant to be together
by Relationshipgoals.78 April 8, 2018
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juan

a stubborn annoying Spanish boy. absolutely a nationalist, dates Mexican chicks called Ana.

isn't good at English and never does there laundry.
ana: "i think hes cute"
gaia: "nah hes juan"
by holafvck November 4, 2019
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Juan Miguel

Juan Miguel is an amazing person, he does everything great. He is a unique person that everyone wants to meet and follow. He is nice, funny, attentive and we could consider him almost a God. You can trust him with anything as he will solve all your problems without blinking. He may be the most perfect person there is and everyone knows it. Sometimes he is a bit cocky.
Girl A: OMG who is that guy, it's perfect!
Girl B: He is the most incredible person i've ever seen.
Boy A: For sure he is a Juan Miguel, he is a God.
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Juan

He’s a mexican man with thick black hair, brown skin he is kind, Juan is the person to make you smile, he is so funny and full of energy it's wonderful, although he is smart, he doesn't apply himself to school as much as he should. He knows how to treat a girl and make her feel special.He has soft brown eyes and as a bonus has has a (third leg and can perform wonders with it) He’s just a sweet and thoughtful guy, and good bf materiel with a romantic side to him.
Did you see Juan today
Yeah I did he’s so dreamy
by flrtyndw November 19, 2023
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