spatula jockey

anyone who works at a burger joint or diner

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Parts Jockey

n. An unskilled electronics troubleshooter. One whose primary means of solving problems is simply to replace components. Parts jockeys exclusively use exhaustive trial and error to find problems.

It will take Bob forever to find the problem, he's just a parts jockey, not a real technician.

by SirDiesAlot August 12, 2006

Pickel Jockey

A very flamboyant and extremely feminine gay man. Homosexual.

That dude's so gay, what a pickel jockey.

by Jerry A. August 29, 2006

dildo jock

An asshole or complete loser. A person who sucks.

-Man, Larry really pisses me off. I can't stand him.

-I agree, Tom. Larry is a dildo jock.

by Eye to the Tron February 1, 2008

Wii jock

(1)Anyone who constantly works out on thier WiiFit system.

(2) Anyone who excels on any Wii sport games.

Since J.T. bought a WiiFit he now becoming such a Wii jock & he's a excellent Wii Jock on Wii baseball too!

by BruinKiller3469 March 25, 2009

Dick Jockey

A person who rides lots of dicks... just as much as cowboys used to ride horses

That Garrett Miner from NorCal is such a dick jockey!

by Lukedean March 22, 2010

Java Jockey

your local barrista

Hit the coffee shop to support your local java jockey, fools!

by J. Matlock March 6, 2011