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john is a femboy that is very submissive and very breedable. you can preorder from the insta page fish.and.chips.nigga
he comes with a bdsm pack containing dildoes of different sizes and various strapons for you to use. condoms arent includded
john is delicious
by fishandchipsniggers February 26, 2024
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if your friend’s name is john, these definitions aren’t fake!

1. he like boys 101%
2. you like him
3. you love him so much that you save him as “ysc”, “eyes don’t lie”, pillow” etc etc, make up scenarios in your head about john and you cuddling watching a movie together (perferably an anime) and getting all mushy mushy with eachother that you go into a bedroom and you know what happens next and then after that you two fall alseep in bed half naked, and then kidnap him and do crimes to him that would get you in prison for millennials upon millennials, and you bully him.
4. you hate him so much
1. “John obviously likes ______ because he’s always near him!”
2. “I.. think I like John..”
3. …
4. “Omg.. is that John?! He’s soo ugly! I just hate him!”
by the delulu one March 9, 2024
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cop-lingo for a man who hires prostitutes
We saw him leaving the hotel room with that known prostitute. He's definitely a john.
by lala9978 May 23, 2024
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A John is a person full of passion, love and understanding. It will always focus on your best interests and will always make sure to help you when in need.
Thank god John is here, my life would be very different without John!
by Exio June 1, 2024
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A elderly, senior, aged, older adult, senior citizen, geriatric, advanced in age, aging, golden ager, retiree, old, mature, veteran, pensioner, elder, old-timer, long-lived, septuagenarian, octogenarian, nonagenarian, centenarian, elderly person, ancient, oldster, patriarch, matriarch, superannuated, timeworn, grizzled, seasoned, hoary, elderly individual, longevous, declining in years, aging person, past their prime ass nigga.
Damn, John still coming around?
by WhatTheChapterFeeling June 3, 2024
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John:

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2009, is this young man's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?
Your name is JOHN: As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of CAKES are scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for REALLY TERRIBLE MOVIES. You like to program computers but you are NOT VERY GOOD AT IT. You have a fondness for PARANORMAL LORE, and are an aspiring AMATEUR MAGICIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
by Utter_Lozer October 9, 2024
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Definition 1: A generic noun

Definition 2: Replacement for "God"

Definition 3: Euphemism for sex
Definition 1: Bro, I just aced that John (John replacing "Test)

Definition 2: On John

Definition 3: Wanna John later tonight?
by ImaBigNerd December 3, 2024
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