A combination of a Jewish and Irish person. Sharing the Irish qualities (beating your wife and drinking excessivley) and jewish qualities (money grubbing, and a whiney pussy "see sandy vagina",
Jerish is the coolest person that you will know. She is cute and have good cheeks to squeeze. She is short but she like being short. If you compliment her or say something deep about her she would blush. She has that smile that would warm your heart. If you keep. It's worth it. Sometimes she is "stupid", it's that stupid that is funny and cute to see and hear.
Chris: I don't think we're in the mountains anymore.
Anthony: Why not?
Chris: Check out all the Jewfish!
Anthony: Whats with the hats?
Chris: I dont know...
David: Shabbat Shalom!
Anthony: Shit...we wandered into a synagogue.