Frosty Jerk

a pronoun double entendre:

1)One jerks off until they go blind and see nothing but white.

2)A Jerk who is Frosted under the influence of a mind altering substance

Everyone made it here but Devin, where is that Frosty Jerk?

by SnootchMcGootch! August 20, 2010

Jurassic jerk

1. A dino-sized jerk.

2. Being sexual aroused and pleasuring your-self to dinosaurs.

1. Some people on urban dictionary are jurassic jerks.

2. Everytime he watches Jurassic Park he locks himself in his room to jurassic jerk.

by insertopinionhere[ ] May 13, 2016

Public Jerk

When you masterbate in public and blow your load on someone's body

"I just did a Public Jerk on this hot damn girl"

by Person54 May 26, 2018

National Jerk Off Day

On March 9 is when we go ham. I made it on March 9th because it’s the 69th day of the year. Good luck boys.

Friend) Are you participating in March 9
Me) Of course who isn’t participating in National Jerk Off Day.

by AFrickenGenius November 16, 2019

jump drive jerk

Mentally storing a person or situation for later use in a masturbation fantasy.

My boy Frank and I were at the strip club last week. There was this blonde with a killer body. He said he was going to jump drive jerk her later. Great call!

by Moonjacker July 31, 2011

Erk n jerk syrup

A sedative opiod coughy syrup consisting of hydrocodone/ hycodan/hydromet mixed with some sort of alchoal similar to sizzurp and purple drank may or not be cherry/strawberry flavor. Recommended with some sort of cola like Dr pepper, coka cola vs a fruity soda

Person 1.Dai was saying he was hanging out with Ramsey and he put him up on Erk n jerk syrup he was Highh all day

Person 2.damn I bet that guy dai was hanging out with has a lot of drugs

by Foreverstayhigh July 10, 2018

National Suicide Jerk Day

April 14th is National Suicide Jerk Day!

Have fun, Don't get caught!

Hey bro tomorrow is National Suicide Jerk day you participating?

Nah I got caught last year... they threatened to neuter me!

by DaRacoon March 12, 2020