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jerk sauce

Semen, Splooge, or cum That comes from a person you don't like.
AHH! Tim Walter got jerk sauce on me
by mctits April 24, 2003
mugGet the jerk saucemug.

jersey jerks

crazy New Jersey drivers that have no respect for other vehicles driving on the same road. Cutting people off, running red lights, running stop signs, putting people and their families lives in jeopardy.
by opinionater October 29, 2011
mugGet the jersey jerksmug.

Jerk off

your ass hole ex boyfriend who left you for a whore and now talks shit about you
Michael is such a Jerk off, i can't believe he left Shelby for Julie.
by Nicole Mendoza December 7, 2006
mugGet the Jerk offmug.

Clean Jerk

The act of convincing a female to remove her shirt and bra prior to jerking you off. The logic is that after wearing her down, even to agree to said jerk-off, you thoughtfully propose that she would not want to stain her clothes with any of your man juice.
She flatly refused to fuck me on the first date, and it took me an hour to convince that bitch to jerk me off, but the mention of a clean jerk got her tits out in no time.
by ZippyMoonbat April 6, 2010
mugGet the Clean Jerkmug.

heft and jerk

the act of a large woman or man attempting to dance as if unaware of their size and danger to others on the dance floor , usually with choppy movement
"Check out the fatty , I think shes doing the heft and jerk "
by Brian Styron December 30, 2008
mugGet the heft and jerkmug.

jerk in the box

Just an enhanced version of calling someone a jerk. this word combines "jerk" and "jack in the box" to create "jerk in the box", how creative.
why you gotta be a jerk in the box!??
by Sunny-D42 November 12, 2006
mugGet the jerk in the boxmug.

uncircle jerks

People who add you to a circle on Google+, then uncircle you after you circle them back.
No longer put up with at Twitter, practicers of follower churning have moved on to Google+ and become uncircle jerks.
by thxithink September 21, 2011
mugGet the uncircle jerksmug.

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