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Jeremy

Jeremy is the dumbest kid in the friend group, doesn't have a life and should technically be called a panda because he's so fucking FAT. (Fun fact: Panda's spend 16 hours of their daily lives eating) Also not unlike a panda, all the dumb fuck does is eat grass the vegetarian shit.
Friend 1: Fuck look at that fat shit.
Friend 2: Classic Jeremy.
by ShutUpJeremyYouDumbVegan December 2, 2021
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Jeremy moment

A situation that defies logic or expectations in a way that feels bizarrely fitting for someone like Jeremy. It's less about what Jeremy says, and more about his presence and gestures, his "gesthics" in moments that are strangely chaotic, awkward, or unexpected. A "Jeremy Moment" captures that vibe of, "Yeah, that would totally happen to Jeremy."
The vending machine exploded and started playing classical music. Total Jeremy moment.
by Scoopsoup May 12, 2025
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Jeremy G

Jeremy G is a great cock... I mean cook! He can grill, chill, and fills the bills. Cash the check, rash on the neck, but not really the rash though it just rhymed. If you are interested in Jeremy G then you should CHECK him out at Abominable Bomb in a Bowl on the tube.
I wish I could cook as well as Jeremy G. He is so cool. (Average penis though)
by Zur Does KC January 25, 2021
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Jeremy

A master genius who goes crazy for gunts and ki ki pheromone spray. Paints like Jackson Polok, has such a fantazmical life story.
If you are lucky enough to catch a Jeremy under the rainbow, hold on tight, he will offer you a pot of gold.
by Hardly Q January 4, 2021
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Jeremy

Likes madeha, chopped, least better looking then will, like summer and Brooklyn
Yo you know Jeremy likes madeha?
by Will vasges October 25, 2025
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Jeremie lockwell

Omg I want jeremie lockwell so bad!!!
by Sxttago November 19, 2022
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BlueyCapsules Jeremy Fitzgerald

Jeremy Fitzgerald, sometimes called "Germany" (for unknown reasons) is the boyfriend of Fritz Smith in a popular Five Nights at Freddy's comic on Twitter, BlueyCapsules. His height is 5'7, and he is 18 years old. He has a dolphin tattoo on his left arm, a red hat with Toy Freddy's face on the front which he wears sideways, a necklace with a rock that looks like a tooth tied to it, and a red bracelet on both of his wrists. He has gold eyes and blonde hair (which looks like french fries).
by BillyLipThe2nd September 27, 2022
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