Kapn Hook

to go hard in a joan fest and go a rant at the end.

person 1:
There is a new robot
he likes girls but he's got no shot
he is as dirty as a used sock
when you go near him wear a smock
his swag is rusty, kinda like his cock
person 2: dang son you just pulled went kapn hook on em

by Da HOOk MAn December 9, 2009

Jail hook

An unattractive, young girl that your friend calls jail-bait.

Kolin: "Dude, did you see that chick? Freakin jailbait"

Lonnie: "I'm not seeing the bait bro, ...more like jail hook."

by Ballinasuarus March 5, 2010

Hutcheon Honky Tonk

Little known Country and Western song from Texas C&W legend Randy Hutcheon. Recorded in July 1987, originally only 500 copies of the song were pressed, but it went on to have some success with a European audience so was later re-released in Germany in 1989. The song was thought to have been written about Randy's first wife Brooke-Jane Brooks, after she had an affair with Randy's older brother Rowdy Hutcheon, though this is unconfirmed by the artist. Randy went on to become the pioneer behind combining Country and Western music with traditional Slovenian folk dancing and can still be found playing to packed audiences throughout Slovenia, Slovakia and Romania. Randy is set to return to north America next year with a stadium tour showcasing his unique sound and is hotly tipped to play at half time of the 2011 Super Bowl.

Man, I love that unique Randy Hutcheon sound
The Hutcheon Honky Tonk is a great way to get the party started

by A C&W Fan December 4, 2010

Pumpkin Hook

A variant on the standard wedgie when the waistband of the victim's underpants is pulled up so high, he has no alternative but to flip forward as he who executes the maneuver gives a 'helping push' in order to to encourage the best possible flip (the victim ideally completing a full roll after hitting the ground). The simultaneous pulling on the band of the underpants while pushing the victim forward is said to resemble a "hook"-like motion.

The "Pumpkin Hook" takes its name from the hamlet known as Pumpkin Hook in Farmington, NY (western Finger Lakes region of NY state; Ontario County). It is here whence maneuver originated and has been practiced, at least under this name.

1) No no, this wasn't just a run-of-the-mill wedgie...they gave that poor botard a full-blown Pumpkin Hook right there in front of the school while all the buses were loading. I felt pretty bad for the S.O.B.

2) It was all fun and games until he Pumpkin-Hooked his buddy and things turned ugly pretty fast.

by 14564 native son May 6, 2013

neverland hook

Violation of a minor with a prosthetic limb.

He seemed like a party boy, so I figured I could give him the old 'Neverland Hook.'

by Doug Moen July 6, 2017

Get Hooked

A term used by girls of the philly suburbs. used when mad at someone. typically show by curving your index finger in a hook shape and going- “hook you”

Did you steal my fries? If yes, GET HOOKED.

by godblessfaketan July 31, 2019

Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick

"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019