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Jeans Tight Hips Out

Girl: I don't think I can do this anymore.
Friend : Jeans Tight Hips Out girl, you got this.
by Bad Man Movement November 26, 2021
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Metrosexual Hipster

A hipster who spends a lot of money for his clothes.
look at that metrosexual hipster, he has some gay clothes.
by KassemGsLongAssNose November 25, 2011
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Hips Dont Lie

when your hips show through the clothes you are wearing, especcially if you are trying to hide them.

is usually expressed with concern.
Kali: oo nice dress
Steph: yeah too bad my hips dont lie in it.
by spasticator January 30, 2007
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hippy

Someone who wants to change the world for the better but is to lazy or to stoned to do it.
"Hey man we're being pushed into a war that no one beleives in, we should protest!"

"Calm down man i'm to baked to get up."
by Larkin May 10, 2005
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hipster kiss

The action of two bespectacled folks clicking the corner their thick frames together when actually kissing would be too faux pas.
Eleanor and Jude were on their first date at the rowdy bar downtown. When Jude bought her a PBR, she leaned in to kiss him, then rethought it after acknowledging their surroundings and instead tapped the corner of her plastic glasses against his in a hipster kiss.
by annabeerigby December 28, 2009
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hipster

Ok, so most of the definitions of this word circulating are wrong. Yes I said it. The word hipster stems from the word hip. It is safe to say that 'hip' can be defined as 'what is cool right now'. A hipster can be defined as a person that adopts fashion, music taste, behaviours, blablah of what is considered 'cool right now'. It's just logic. Just Google "define: hipster" and you shall see that I am not talking utter bullshit. So anyone saying a hipster is trying to be 'independent' and striving for 'individuality' and is somewhat 'unique' or what ever crap I hear, you are wrong.
A hipster is a person that involves themselves with a popular scene. So now we have to understand that a 'popular scene' is subjective to the area you live in. So where I come from (england) a hipsters traits are as follows: chino jeans, listen to house music such as 'Swedish House Mafia' and 'Skrillex', vest tops, fake tan (men and women), identical to all of their friends, watch Jersey Shore, Georgie Shore, TOWIE and other crap like that. Paradoxically, the most defining trait of a 'hipster' are those that throw around the word 'hipster' its self because using the word 'hipster' is actually what is popular at the moment. So if you like to use the word hipster, you my friend are a HIPSTER. Yes, it is obvious I am going to get a lot of thumbs down on this definition because most people are just ignorant. However, I have matured to learn that people are dumb and don't listen to reason or logic.
WRONG USE - "Yo, that guy in the flannel shirt with a fleet foxes band shirt underneath and the old film camera round his neck is a massive hipster."

RIGHT USE - "That young fellow there that looks like he dropped out of school and had to do his GCSEs at college and now in a dead end job; slaving away to some fat rich person behind a desk. He seems to spend the majority of his life projecting his own problems on to other people that are above him in society, sleeping around with as many women as possible in order to raise his rank in his cave man attitude driven friendship group. His vest, chinos, comb over and fake tan make him look very hipster!"
by ihatepeople23214 April 5, 2013
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Couture Hipster

The couture hipster is the fashionista of the hipster realm. Both male and female couture hipsters spend money primarily on clothes, scarves, sunglasses, and assorted esoteric accesories from designers and local boutiques but frequently supplement clothing from thrift stores (not always inexpensive), goodwill, and salvation army. They are the kings and queens of Alt fashion. As far as personal hygiene goes they run the gambit from washed to practically putrid. It's the clothes that matter.

The Couture Hipster busies his or herself searching out bargains on vintage clothing by designers that are no longer in business. Sometimes they even make or alter their own clothes and jewelry.

antonym: Dirty Hipster
"Dude I spilled my PBR! Hand me your scarf!"

"Dude! this shit's Vivienne Westwood!"

"Dude, you're such a couture hipster"
by CrystalTOOTH January 9, 2010
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