put Her/Him To Sleep

1) When they fall asleep during sex and you still going

Homie 1: Where were u last night?
Homie 2: Yeah where were you Cameron?

Cameron: My sister was having trouble so i had to Put her/him to sleep
Homies 1 and 2: Oh okay

by oumpalumbalookingthangg May 6, 2019

Feed him a banana

When someone is acting crazy they are acting like a monkey crazy so to calm them down you feed them a banana. A banana being whateve is called for in that situation.

Carlos jumped out his tree when he saw me with mark so I had to feed him a banana

by zookepa December 9, 2008

every man for him self

the first thing says when the last potato chip is in the bag.

"Hey boys there's ONE MORE potato chip in the bag, get it fast before I do!"

" Every man for him self!"

*boys run very fast and sanic theme plays*

Troll Mom: 'Hahahaaha it's me mom and now I eat potato chip because I'm a bastard"

"f u troll mom"

by Smexsher the Skull November 7, 2018

ceiling her/him

when the guys on top fucking her or him

he got on top of her/him and was ceiling her/him :)

by sugar pie honey bun May 1, 2008

giving him/her your two cents

anal sex

"Did you see those two fags going at it?"
"Yeah he was really giving him his two cents."

by Big JD August 15, 2003

blew him out

dumped. kicked to the curb.

I caught him kissing my best friend so I blew him out.

by Auds October 22, 2013

slip him a lobster

bribing someone $20 for something fucking stupid

Tim: Aw fuck i failed the test
Derek: no worries mate, just slip him a lobster and he will let you pass

by bosss1244222 December 8, 2013