Sage Heald

a boy with luscious long hair and magnificent pubic lice that looks like a blizzard when he pulls down those tight skinny capris. He usually walks around with a juice box in his hands while snorting cocaine on the weekends, on the week days he likes to sit home and fantasize about dolphins and riding them in the Piscataquag River.

Sage Heald is a wanksta

by 57w743784829 September 13, 2020

Ryan Heal

This cool dawg is part of the lapford massive and his two favourite colours are white and green ;). He likes to slip it in the ass with the chicks and doesn’t mind a good pegging himself!

“Why is that guy getting pegged and smoking Weed?”

“He’s a Ryan heal alright!”

by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

mop heads

People with Dreds

I was walking and 4 mop heads pulled up on me and asked me where I was from

by Bagu March 20, 2021

Ass Heads

Another way of saying to "butt heads"

There's no need to ass heads about it, both ways of doing it work.

by Jacksoncage August 29, 2021

Self Healing

Being single to save up for Gucci

"Why aren't you hitting on other girls?" "I am in the process of "self healing""

by RBVS October 4, 2021

Holly healey

WHAT A NOBHEAD BTW, never liked her don’t want her flip out of my life. Her smell is rancid and from an inside source she hasn’t washed in 5 years. Her nice blonde hair is shit an her wank blue eyes are atrocious. Dutty gyal kmt safe safe

HOLLY HEALEY STINKSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by anonymous October 5, 2021

Condom Heads

A group of friends who are related somehow and loves to talk shit to each other

"Yea, we are condom heads for life ,my brother from another mother!"

by fatboishoes October 13, 2021