gooch cranker

Marie Antoinette's dildo cranking assistant

hand maid please come be my gooch cranker!!

by Famic0m February 24, 2024

Gooch

The perineum, usually in people with penises.

I had to have electrolysis all over my gooch before GRS.

by Took the red pill (Premarin) March 8, 2023

Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.

Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!

by Tally P January 31, 2023

Gooch beef

A jar of bovril stashed down your underpants, used for sneaking into events and enjoying a beefy treat.

Mike, hand over the gooch beef I'm gagging for a drink!

by Smoisty June 17, 2025

Rancid Gooch Box

A "gaming" PC with excessive amounts of RBG lights and dust.

Person 1: Dude, you gotta clean that rancid gooch box, it's just gross to look at!
Person 2: No way bro! It's perfectly fine.

by DB Double G The II October 29, 2024

Fruit gooch

Tis the part of the fruit that rests against the ground while the fruit is growing. Also referred to as the fruit butt

Mike rolled the watermelon to inspect the fruit gooch. He then smelled the fruit Gooch and he found that it was fine.

by Madam Battle January 28, 2023

The Gooch

Shameless, S10E10: Fold the scrotum and it sticks together. With the right testicular configuration, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that.

From S10E10 of Shameless, Frank tells the cop about an unusual place to stash drugs, "Fold the scrotum and it sticks together, you can hide all kinds of things under there. The gooch is mankind's marsupial pouch. You remember that."

by PrettyLittleBambi May 9, 2021