Mariah Samantha Ford

Mariah Samantha Ford is the most beautiful most precious girl in the world. Wow. You should see her. You should see her eyes. They are so pretty. Or her super cute nose, or her super pretty hair. She’s a super hot blonde. No girl compares to her. She is outstanding. She always says she’s not pretty or whatever, but she really really is.

“ Mariah Samantha Ford is the most perfect human alive”

by Hunter Michael jones January 28, 2019

ford

Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): ford-ed; ford-ing
To screw up everything one does with total perfection, completely, on multiple levels, denying responsibility while aggressively pursuing any person, organisation or institution that would suggest otherwise

The candidate forded his job interview, leading to his not getting the job, a response from police, fire, coroner and paramedics, two arrests, and an expense of $106,000.00 to stakeholders.

by dcgb December 3, 2013

Ford E150

it is a van produced by ford!! the car company!!!! maybe the e150 will be friends with the other vans such as chevrolet express and gmc safari (chevrolet astro's brother)??????

ford e150 is dating the gmc savana so DON'T LAY A HAND ON HER or her will come for you

by sillygoose42069 July 25, 2021

Gerald Fording

When you build a car while having sex. This is in reference to how gerald ford made the car

He didn’t seem engaged, he was too busy Gerald fording

by tntisbased June 8, 2024

Nation ford highschool

A school where all you see is white, you can’t say anything about that because they get mad easily, a school where The Latinos get blamed for everything and the blacks are somewhat lit but annoying, don’t mess with the staff some are chill and some are just bout dumb asf.

You heard about nation ford highschool it’s so terrible.

by Mr3leg February 1, 2021

Pull a Blassey-Ford

To falsely accuse one of sexual abuse from a long time ago to ruin the alleged-abuser's reputation.

She recently started telling her friends I touched her twenty-five years ago in an attempt to pull a Blassey-Ford against me.

by Gargantuan009 January 19, 2019

the zack ford show

A show that features Zack Ford the Awesome HOST, Plastic the talking fuck, and Jack/Spock/Logic the quiet producer. The show is about these three talking about world news, trends, and showcase convincing skits. The show is on Thursdays at 7 PM EST and is available to listen on www.spreaker.com/ user/8263574.

Person 1: Hey dude do you listen to The Zack Ford Show?
Person 2: Hell yeah! But I don't like Plastic though.

by RubyRedFamilyJewels February 1, 2017