FLOPPY LUKE

A Floppy Luke is when two men have the most glorious bloody dick to dick sex wile faded on fent and weed cart.

Yo did you see mohomad and hitler they were doing a crazy Floppy luke

by Workmaster7 February 7, 2024

floppy hatter

An American woman or gay/bi male who travels to most often to Europe seeking “cultural enrichment” which most often means, sexual encounters with as many random European Men as possible before returning home to America. Some just like a single fling, most prefer to inhale copious amounts of European(white preferably) man meat. The name is derived from the trademark floppy straw hat American women prefer to wear casually indicating her status as a traveler.

Brenda’s back from her summer as a floppy hatter in Barcelona, her body count must be crazy by now.

by Tricky Bobby February 12, 2024

floppy fish

A demo of an old song an artist teases approximately 10 years before the full, finished song actually comes out.

I'd been driving all afternoon when I heard Owl City finally dropped that floppy fish called Car Trouble after fans begged for years for him to release it.

by wizoomer95 February 29, 2024

Flopsweat

Sweat that comes off a hookers ass after a $2 fucking contest

Flopsweat, Hooker, sweat

by FuCkEdUp August 30, 2024

Floppy Geyser

Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.

That fat jawn really got that floppy geyser.

by noirfra December 4, 2024

flopsking

One man puts his testicles in a jar of Peanut Butter while a girl fills her mouth with jelly and gives oral sex.

Me and Bertha were flopsking in the kitchen for hours!

by glang August 5, 2024

floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024