A priest takes a condom and fills it with silicon adhesive and then puts his fist in it. He proceeds to teach his fellow church goers about the true meaning about being forgiven by the lord.
by TheWhabbitThumper February 19, 2020
you are a piece of shit and likes furry's and genshin players who also likes to jerk to gay black people
you were born out of you're fathers rectum you can't use brain cells
by poitoi from discord September 21, 2022
Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
by The Partygoers! May 20, 2022
The man who makes you food at work, makes you feel better about yourself, and supports you through your worst shifts. He saves your life on a daily basis.
by Dock Daddy December 21, 2021
by Simping for my bestie June 3, 2022
by Simping for my bestie May 29, 2022
A complex sex move where the male leaves the female right before the action; blueballing her. Usually make up an excuse like "I have to get milk" or "I have to get cigarettes." Then the male never comes back... ever.
by ZeiWasTaken May 12, 2022