fectoid

fec·toid
noun

The unit measurement of fecal matter

Abbreviation: fect.

Person 1: Did you hear that the toilet got clogged at his party?
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch dropped like 3 fectoids in his toilet

by Cdawg-1234 November 22, 2011

Fecal Cliff

The edge of a butthole where a turd falls off.

Last night I took a fat dump and ny turd fell off the fecal cliff.

by bmpoopin February 1, 2013

Fecklin

It's this stupid word that some people use when they're drunk. Apparently it can replace any adjective in any situation.

Ollie: Sup homies? That party was straight FECKLIN. Chads all up in that bitch.

Jack: Literally, what the fuck are you talking about?

Ollie: You'll never know. Lemme throw on some fecklin musik 2.

by nemo-boy February 13, 2013

Fececles

The God of Shit.

"Oh man, I have to leave an offering to Fececles on his porcelain prayer alter!" "All hail Fececles!"

by Deuce Mac November 14, 2013

fecaphiliac

A person fascinated by mookie stinks, as defined by South Park Elementary School counselor Mr Mackey.

Listening to Marlin Basher on Cable News describe his scatporn fantasies, it is obvious he is a fecaphiliac.

by azkaged November 16, 2013

fecalytics

The analysis and breakdown of someone else's shitty argument.

Wow, that was creationist argument was very terse and long winded.

Ah yes, lets use fecalytics to break his argument down into something understandable!

by neoproletariat April 28, 2014

Feckatious

The act of saying facetious while actually being facetious

Individual 1: I apologize, I was being Feckatious
Individual 2: I think you mean you were being facetious
Individual 1: *Gesturing towards a mounted graduate certificate in English Literature* I apologize, I continued to be feckatious, and by that, what I mean to say is feck you

by Shafty McNuggits March 17, 2015