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Giant Ever-Rigged Phallus

Oh, why the giant phallus? Just for intimidation.
Hym "Yep... Giant ever-rigged phallus and it just chases you around 'Meh! Gonna rend you asunder! Meh!' It's fun. Because a wall monster chasing you around a maze is spooky BUT a wall monster chasing you around with a giant hard-on? Now that is fucking terrifying! Ho! That is not going to be pleasant. And really I'm doing you a favor by making that way because the less afraid you are the faster it gets you. So... You're welcome! I'm making it easier than it has to be. I might even let you out if you make it though the maze a few times."
by Hym Iam August 3, 2023
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Ever

With his dark features and cool style, Ever is always the most handsome man in the room. Although he lacks in the humor dept — he makes up for it with his taste in music, his loyalty in friendships and his consistent commitment to rallying every social gathering with a fireball shot. To be loved by him is an honor and pleasure.. always a giggle, good meal and quality time. Hold him close as every interaction makes you feel as though you’ve won the jackpot.
Who is last place in fantasy football this season? Probably Ever.

Ever is the sixth man on the Phoenix Suns.
by aj pollock November 22, 2021
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The Horniest Experience Ever

When Kate Upton grabs your dick and strokes it off so hard that you end up in the emergency room.
Man, that bathroom, was The Horniest Experience Ever! That blonde!
by Strawberry Pterodactyls March 16, 2019
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HOH-ever

*pig noises*
Person 1: You're stupid
Person 2: HOH-
Person 1: ever
Person 2: HOH-ever
by mxllyna..va June 7, 2021
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Best group ever

TREASURE (@treasuremembers) is literally the best group ever. They are a group from YG entertainment with 12 members. They are not only talented, but they are also crackheads. Treasure makers love them so much and are willing to do anything for their happiness.
The 4th gen best group ever is TREASURE.
by HarutoMyRuto January 24, 2021
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Roblox is the worst game ever made

One of the most true statements ever made .
did you ever hear of Roblox? Yes Roblox is the worst game ever made.
by Robloxhater March 13, 2023
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Gayest Guy Ever

Jayand Vishnu make a great couple
Jay and Vishnu both share the record for Gayest Guy Ever
by yourmumsadude September 7, 2020
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