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by Ineedausernameaaaaaaa October 10, 2020
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Ethan King is a godly like creature, if you come across this being you have been blessed with aall the virtues life has to offer but with a price. He is commonly referred to as the 'Coochie Connoisseur', not to be mistaken with his counterpart the 'Coochie Man'. There is no limit to his greatness and his true abilities have yet to be uncovered, scientists commonly assort him with the word 'different'.
1. "I was gonna fuck this chick but thanks to the coochie connoisseur I didn't have to find out the hard way she stinks."
2. Guy 1: "All hail to the Coochie King!"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Ethan King!"
Guy 2: "Oh."
2. Guy 1: "All hail to the Coochie King!"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Ethan King!"
Guy 2: "Oh."
by iamtheppman October 14, 2020
Get the Ethan King mug.He always makes you feel so special, like nothing else matters and you don't have to worry about anything. Holding his hand is the most amazing feeling in the world. Getting a hug from him makes you feel so safe and you never want him to let go. Waking up to his text in the morning makes the day a good one no matter what happens. His hair is amazing and you could stare into his eyes all day. His strength inside and out comforts you and you can tell him anything. He is perfect in your eyes and you'll never want him to change. He is the most amazing thing that will ever happen to you. I love you Ethan<3
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Get the Ethan Portelli mug.He is so sexy makes you feel so attracted to him every time you look at him. He makes all the ladies fall in love with him. Is awesome at every sport. But especially great at making other feel good. And a all around beast.
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