suck eggs

Slang for performing oral sex on a woman.

"I'll teach your grandma to suck eggs!"

by Marcus Dailey November 4, 2006

Eggoid

Egg-like muscle that protrudes on the sides of the upper arms, the likes of which would never develop without steroids.

Check out his eggoids, the dude is totally ripped.

by fritz_lapook September 26, 2009

eggs in a basket

a homosexual practice involving resting ones testicles on the testicles of another, usually in a non-sexual circumstance.

My boyfriend and I were watching tv together in the nude, so we put our eggs in a basket.

by MyNewBoyfriend September 8, 2011

eggnog milkshake

A holiday sex act where the male ejaculates on a female and goes to take a picture, but when he returns with a camera she has cleaned it off. Still wanting a picture, the male then pours eggnog over her face and breasts in an eggnog bukkake.

She cleaned up before I took the pic so I gave her an eggnog milkshake.

by SandyClaws December 12, 2013

Eggs and bacon royal

When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.

She gave me the eggs and bacon Royal, best date of my life.

by Themergener September 4, 2017

Eggloid

A human that resembles an egg(by head or body shape).

"Hey you see that guy over there?hes such an eggloid!"

by eggl November 13, 2017

Eggs

The alternative name for EXO's fandom - EXO-L.
Never trust an Exo-l. They're really rude, arrogant and self centered. They tend to tarnish their idols' name by misbehaving. They've beaten, harassed and verbally abused other fandoms of the kpop community.

The eggs are at it again with the hate hashtags

by Fetusjeon February 28, 2018