Classic Rock Douchebag

An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry

I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres

by Kramardi September 15, 2022

carmol douchebag

a light skinned carmol, who is a douchebag

while waiting for a bus, this person is stopped by everyone even little old ladies, and is told to go fuck yourself...carmol douchebag!

by isuhyou90 November 22, 2011

douchebag

Someone who had their real estate license for a month but acts like they are the boss of ERA Young in Glassboro New Jersey

"look at that douchebag trying to tell Dan what to do

by ERAGBORO March 28, 2017

Douchebag

Person who pays where ever and whenever the fuck he wants.

limo pulls up to parking structure. pays at the beginning. DOUCHEBAG

by yobaf March 1, 2011

Douchebag

A rich guy that hates poor people because they exist.

Dr.Damon was a giant douchebag

by Amburger the McRican March 27, 2024

Douchebag

A aviation teacher that looks like an Italian, that likes to kick kids in the dick, then kiss it to make it feel better.

Mr.Tomlin is a Douchebag !

by Dougie Freshh October 17, 2010

Schrodinger's douchebag

One who just doesn't get sarcasm, is unable to tell whether a statement is a joke or not.

Calcium: Are you a schrodinger's douchebag? (he's one himself)
Drift: Nah, I just don't get sarcasm that well. (isn't actually one himself)

by Driftshock April 10, 2024