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douchebag

a australian slang used to describe a darla of the group who is a dumbo
person 1- d your such a douchebag
person 2- thanks...
by eddieisthebest September 10, 2020
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douchebag

A shallow, contemptible person (usually male) who, despite some financial means, is so insecure in himself that he requires validation from others of like mind. In fact, to the douchebag, keeping up with other douchebags is all-important, and the often live close to one another in douchey neighborhoods where they can easily seek attention from one another through ostentatious behavior and conspicuous possessions and disparage others of a less-douchey persuasion.
Steve: "Wow! Now that David bought his family the new Volvo XC90, he won't shut up about it".
Kevin: "Yeah, now he says minivans and American SUVs are trash. What a douchebag!".
by Uneasy Rider August 18, 2023
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Douchebag

1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. An insult given to a person who is being douche like.
Stacey and Lauren shared a loving relationship, however Laurens pet name to Stacey was Brown Bear and Stacey's to Lauren was douchebag. The reason for this was that Lauren was having unprotected sex and not very hygienic in concern with the vagina, thus Lauren was a acting like a douchebag!
by Christopher Turk April 20, 2008
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Gen-Z Douchebag Faggot

A person that was born between the years 1997-2012 who thinks he’s gangster and wants to be black but is actually a privileged white boy with broccoli hair who knows nothing about the streets and listens to the worst rappers of all time
Look at that Gen-Z Douchebag Faggot over there listening to NBA Youngboy. Broccoli boy think he a G.
by spoderman320 July 7, 2023
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Cloudy Douchebag

While in missionary, you insert a vape into the vagina. While the vape is still in the pussy, you take a hit and blow the air into the spread open ass cheeks. Then she farts and you repeat until you get pink eye.
Jessica totally let me give her a Cloudy Douchebag last night!
by The only Sigma October 2, 2024
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Douchebag

Guy:man that person is such douchebag
Guy 2:yeah he's an asshole anyway
by Coolepicgaming August 4, 2021
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Douchebag style

Someone who pretends to be above bullshit but is in fact the biggest shit stirrer with no loyalty.

Devoid of a backbone, this creature is famed for sniffing round social climbers because they can only feel comfortable around other scrotebags who have no moral fibre and are obsessed with image.

Often popular in politics the douchebag has very few, if any friends but often many transient relationships before the real colours become apparent.
Did you hear about that snake who knew that somebody was being framed for rape and did nothing to defend his mate, but lie and pretend he was being impartial. What a Douchebag style move.
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