Joe Dolphin

That one amazing hockey player, usually #71, who gets his name called every game by "Papa Dolphin"

You look like Joe Dolphin playing out there!

by Anonymous1237187123 January 01, 2021

Dolphin fucking

When you use only one foot and one hand while using an elliptical.

Dude1: I think that guys using the elliptical wrong.

Dude2: no man, he’s just dolphin fucking

by The josh saint fan club May 23, 2019

boto-nosed dolphin

When asked "how do you like boto?" a clanmate answered, "had my son look it up for me, it's a dolphin".

Sorry son, there's no such thing as a boto-nosed dolphin.

Weirdest thing I saw on the Amazon was a boto-nosed dolphin.

by l2paegun September 29, 2019

throb the dolphin

To jack-off; masturbate if you're a guy.

Person A: Want to go get something to eat?
Person B: Nah, I have to throb the dolphin. (:

by shadowknight4421 May 29, 2011

Chocolate dolphins

An inside joke made by some strange gifted kids that you will never know the answer of

He he chocolate dolphins

by I don't anything I just gave u April 11, 2019

Dolphin Ride

When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.

"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"

by WordManiac525 May 29, 2012

Dolphin Muzzle

Any human orifice utilized in the act of dolphin-human love making

Laura used turpentine to disinfect her dolphin muzzle after a weekend at Sea World.

by Flipper's Girl November 20, 2009