dolphin shoals

Dolphin shoals helps ur health, smartness, and activity. I have studied this for years. I made some guests do an algebra problem, an then made them run a mile. Then I did the same thing but with dolphin shoals. When I played dolphin shoals the guests seemed quicker and smarter. Dolphin shoals helps with a lot of things and everyday problems. Lost your backpack? Dolphin shoals. Lost your mind? Dolphin shoals. So people, try to listen to dolphin shoals at least 5 times a day. But if you have a lot of time then listen 50 times a day.

Guy: I lost my mind.
Me: Listen to Dolphin Shoals.

by justsomerandomcrap13 August 14, 2017

dolphindicking

When you slap your parther/or a stranger with your dick while making dolphin sounds

Oh my god this stranger wont stop dolphindicking me

by massivedolphinpenis September 23, 2017

dolphindicking

When you slap your dick against strangers/parthers while making dolphin sounds

This hobo wont stop dolphindicking me

by massivedolphinpenis September 23, 2017

Dolphin nap

Similar to how a dolphin sleeps, a nap where half your brain rests while the other half stays awake and aware of your surroundings on the lookout for predators.

Damn son I feel so re-energized after that dolphin nap I took after class today

by GoodDolphinGirl February 19, 2018

Dolphin Tom

A creature made by a twisted mind with an uncontainable lust for the human Harry Potter.

"Did you hear about Dolphin Tom? Man, that will fuck you up".
"I honestly want a love as pure as Dolphin Tom has for Harry."

by Youllneverguesswhoitsnotme May 11, 2018

Dolphin Tail

Similar to downhill skiing, a girl grabs a genital on both sides of her and preceds to jerk them of like she was skiing. The dolphin tail Is the same thing but she adds her feet into it so she’s jerking another dude off with her feet.

Dude! Last night me, Billy, and Leroy had this girl doing the dolphin tail on us. It was so sexy we all nutted whithin 2 minuets.

by OfficiallyRealFunny May 17, 2018

dorphan

When a gay man shits in a woman's vagina before poking it deeper with his penis so her front hole stinks like fishy back hole.

-Jenny had sex with Phil last night on her mother's couch.
-Faggot Phil? How'd he get it up there?
-He smashed a dorphan right up her cunny hole.

by afghancrrrpet92 May 25, 2018