ding written

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.
Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."
by TopNotchTopHat May 18, 2015
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Ding Dong

When a man slaps someone on the face with his penis consensually during Oral sex
"Ah man this spanish chick last night loved a bit of ding dong"

"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"
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my fucking ding dong what the fuck
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Ding-Dong

Ding Dong can mean multiple things, It can mean a door bell is ringing, Also, If you call someone a ding dong, It can mean that you are calling them dumb, or stupid.
1.) I heard a ding dong! that must mean that my party guests are here!
2.) You're a ding-dong
by Arithmitic February 25, 2022
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Ding Dong

A British exclamatory term of excitement, usually paired with an OK hand sign.

Associated with being offered alcohol, pizza, cheese or drugs.

(When high, the phrase is vocalised with a high-pitched voice, imitating a woman's voice).

Alternatively, "ding that dong" is a term indicating the action of just doing any random, good thing.
"Charlie, I got some leftover pizza? You want some?"
"Don't mind if I do, ding dong!"
by ludithottie October 25, 2017
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Is Africa a country?
- Ding Dong mf
by Nexxxx March 29, 2022
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