Name-digger

It's like a gold-digger, except a Name-digger get's married to obtain a sweet and delicious new last Name. Possibly even a fantastic new Nick-Name.

Did you know Lisa Married Jim Gallagher, just so everyone would start calling her "Lisa-G". I had no idea she was a total name-digger. Poor Jim-G, I hope he never finds out.

by The Curtis and Tara Show October 1, 2012

asshole diggers

An older gentleman that loves to dig in assholes. Commonly a southern man of distinction and perversion.

Dont be running off with all them damned ole asshole diggers!

by Granny B. Smith March 18, 2014

Beer Digger

A person who mooches beer or alcohol on a continual basis and never reciprocates. A self induced mental illness leading to emotional challenges that cause unstable relationships regardless of the level of intimacy of the relationship (ie: friends w benefits, buddy, lover, etc). Beer Diggers are easy to wrangle and tame. They don't ever go to sleep; they just pass out. Beer Digger will conveniently forget that you laced them with free drinks all night.

1. That insert appropriate gender here is nothing but a Beer Digger. When the booze ran out, they bounced.
2. I found a Beer Digger passed out in a Burger King bathroom floor.
3. I bought that Beer Digger drinks last night and s/he can't even remember my name.

by L1LU July 16, 2014

drug digger

Someone who is in a relationship because free drugs are involved

Look at annie, shes obviously dating him because he gives her free tabs! Shes such a drug digger!

by smoka420710 February 19, 2015

Balm Diggity

A balm, revolutionary and exceptional in all facets of its application.

Nice balm.

Good stuff, no doubt.

The Balm Diggity, I'd say.

by JusCallMeBag April 26, 2015

Cheery-diggory

The act of inserting Cheerios into one's anus and then eating them afterwards as a healthy way to start the day.

I was so horny this morning, I gave myself a cheery-diggory.

by Digdigdiggimg September 4, 2016

coffee digger

It's like a gold digger, only with coffee!

So I met someone online who seemed friendly enough to not be a creepy 45 year old man

After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.

Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes

by The Lorde of Onyan Rangs June 24, 2016