dad shower

A term that means two and a half hours. Derived from the fact that it takes dads this long to get out of the shower.

Person 1: When’s he going to be here?
Person 2: Give it another dad shower or so.

by Vtrevary November 16, 2019

Dutch Dad

When you get your sisters girlfriend pregnant intentionally.

Janice and Jennifer are Mikes moms. Ron is Janices sister. Ron is Mikes dutch dad.

by Jack Nackerson June 17, 2019

Xavier's dad

Xavier's Dad is a alien that wont shut the fuck up, This dude really listens to Radio Head. Bro, He might be a Frog named Uncle John too, but all I know from his Facebook page is that he might be a Alien that wants to flood Michigan, specifically Detroit.

Yo, have you talked to Xavier's dad?

No, He Flooded Detroit 💀

Man can't have stable ground in Detroit.

by fwre er;kjgnvfherigvslejhb egh March 26, 2022

svens dad

Gone

Svens dad is fucking missing

by Fatboidylan January 24, 2022

Nicole’s dad

A mythic creature believe to be a folktale/ghost story, it’s said to have been millions of years since anyone has seen him.

“Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Nicole’s dad?” “Friend 2: haha good joke”

by Pussyslaya449 October 24, 2018

dad soda

Any type of chilled brew a dad would consume after mowing the lawn, getting home from work, dropping the kids off at practice or while watching the news.

Ay, slip be another dad soda.

by FathersDay July 21, 2015

pageant dad

a dad who prepares his daughters for interviews i.e. college interviews or job appointments
activities loved by pageant dads include purchasing clothes that "bring out your eyes" and pinching your cheeks to give them "some rouge"

ugh John McKenzie is such a pageant dad, he told me splash some cold water on my face to liven my skin.

by yung bunkbed February 7, 2018