cut off

possibly the worst and most uncomfortable poo after the "jaggy". Your having a nice plop, and all of a sudden, the phone rings, or the doorbell goes, and the brown rock is halfway out your rectum, and it gets "cut off", leaving the other half hanging out of your black tunnel (anus). It then smudges in your pants, and besides being really uncomfortable, it also makes you stink. (btw its never happened to me!)

*un-zips trousers and sits on bog*
*massive fart noise* "aaahhhh that feels good"
*doorbell rings*
"shit! my girlfriend! Uh oh im gonna have a r8 cut off now"

by josh pleb head October 26, 2006

Your cut

Don't contact me. You done been stupid and fucked up too many times. ie, Cut from the person who cut you's life. Don't try to fix things

You being a stupid ass bitch so "your cut"

by 2chopstothetroat June 9, 2015

cold cut

Cold cut refers to a situation when a couple breaks up and one or both of them want to cease every form of contact or friend zone relationships. It's like a case of 'out of sight, out of mind'

My ex- didn't survive the cold cut and came back begging me to hook up again
I'm sorry Marry, this is where we stop this painful romance. And I suggest a cold cut so that both of us can move on

by Samon Biaou May 30, 2006

cutting yourself

For some a relief from the real world just to relieve some of the pain their feeling or suicidal attempt.

Those sick bastards tried to send me away for cutting myself!!

by Deejay May 13, 2005

cut the cheese

1) To fart
2) To cut into a large piece of cheese

Billy-Bob cut the cheese.

by what's it 2 u July 29, 2005

Cut off

In the card game of poker: The person who is to the right of the dealer. In casual games the player in this position gets to pick one half off the deck, as a "security check" after the cards are shuffled. Also known as to "cut off" of the deck.

- Did you really raise with Queen Jack into the big stack?

- Yea, but everyone folded before me and i was in the cut off, so i wanted to gain position.

by Vinzi July 21, 2009

cut corners

Originally used in travel terminology, as "to take a shortcut" (ie, pass by the corners, since cutting along any alternative path is faster than going all the way round the damn corner).

Used more frequently to mean skipping the hard stuff, use the easy way.

Exercise? You're kidding me, right?
I'd much rather cut corners and just get liposuction on this flab o' mine.

If you cut corners in school, you'll never learn the entire shitload.

by mrtopher May 27, 2004